So I had an unexpected sort of a date yesterday afternoon in my favourite park.
It started so innocent. I was running about in the field, minding my own business and ignoring my dad as usual.
Just as we were about to leave, this gorgeous girl showed up. A yellow labrador bitch, built like a goddess, I mean real fox! She looked ready and willing I swear! She was circling me slowly, pretending to be interested in her little tennis ball, but come on! I know the game and I know what bitches really want, when they pretend to ignore you.
So, being a man of very few words, I have taken action straight away and went for the butt. I’m not sure what exactly happened from then, it was a blur really. Here’s a short story in pictures:
Did I really misread the signals? She couldn’t have possibly not noticed how ridiculously attractive I was, right?
Anyway she ran away as soon as my nose approached her behind:( She even moaned something under her nose, and I could swear it was not the good kind of moan either!
Maybe she was underage? That would explain it, I guess, but still….
And you know what was the worst part of it ? My mum taking photos and filming the whole thing! You really cannot count on any kind of respect or privacy in this family! I am glad that my non existing sex life amuses SOMEONE!
I am really not happy about this!
What did I do wrong??